{"product_id":"not-slimy-t-shirt","title":"Not slimy T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: currentcolor; border-image: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 0px 7px; color: rgba(31, 31, 33, 0.75); font-family: Inter, sans-serif;\"\u003e🦎 Built For The Understood Few\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: currentcolor; border-image: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px 0px; color: rgba(31, 31, 33, 0.75); font-family: Inter, sans-serif;\"\u003eMade from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton for reptile keepers, exotic pet people, and anyone who’s ever felt more connected to misunderstood creatures than loud crowds. This relaxed unisex shirt has that lived-in, soft, breathable, feel right out of the package. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size - because nothing says \"misunderstood few” like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also take snack breaks every mile.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":53984370065749,"sku":"29259185773940926750","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":53984370098517,"sku":"15689907534583362801","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ S","offer_id":53984370131285,"sku":"18154087636343819248","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":53984370164053,"sku":"31307657175780650806","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ S","offer_id":53984370196821,"sku":"18763018711754281864","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":53984370229589,"sku":"13045335633067520303","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":53984370262357,"sku":"30483017034779432689","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ M","offer_id":53984370295125,"sku":"69270153698030553242","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":53984370327893,"sku":"13268567122272884298","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ M","offer_id":53984370360661,"sku":"29937627560741463708","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":53984370393429,"sku":"18792907890241427535","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":53984370426197,"sku":"20594932686512919261","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ L","offer_id":53984370458965,"sku":"36144674118418598375","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":53984370491733,"sku":"18316829767903114473","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ L","offer_id":53984370524501,"sku":"17337470613442315463","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":53984370557269,"sku":"20171167243197203712","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":53984370590037,"sku":"27596912977744902560","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ XL","offer_id":53984370622805,"sku":"31365814493596913442","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53984370655573,"sku":"20847595061529962061","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ XL","offer_id":53984370688341,"sku":"13997587873632696232","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":53984370721109,"sku":"10538170343332863071","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":53984370753877,"sku":"28423617873956629320","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 2XL","offer_id":53984370786645,"sku":"39955103060089623170","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53984370819413,"sku":"23700119753650858689","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 2XL","offer_id":53984370852181,"sku":"30437449679108986701","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 3XL","offer_id":53984370884949,"sku":"12560042755905864682","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":53984370917717,"sku":"26785850867716074542","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 3XL","offer_id":53984370950485,"sku":"27754553918362259407","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":53984370983253,"sku":"65837451292439527859","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Khaki \/ 3XL","offer_id":53984371016021,"sku":"13152673370944450139","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1049\/0766\/9845\/files\/Butter_b3d0805f-2ef8-4ee3-971d-f40ed9c9f2c9.png?v=1779954557","url":"https:\/\/coldbloodclub.com\/products\/not-slimy-t-shirt","provider":"Cold Blood Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}