Membership Rules T-Shirt

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Description

🦎 Built For The Understood Few

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton for reptile keepers, exotic pet people, and anyone who’s ever felt more connected to misunderstood creatures than loud crowds. This relaxed unisex shirt has that lived-in, soft, breathable, feel right out of the package. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size - because nothing says "misunderstood few” like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also take snack breaks every mile.

Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
Email us at contact@coldbloodclub.com - we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should.

What size would fit me best?

We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team at our email: contact@coldbloodclub.com

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use premium grade, comfort colors 100% cotton for our apparel.